Alge Crumpler, glad he's not on the USWNT

'Cos he'd surely be finding his own way back from China right now...

“I’ve never been in a game where we had that many opportunities — and a miracle, with a [botched] punt — and we still couldn’t score,” tight end Alge Crumpler said. “When we cross the 50, we’re the worst offense in the National Football League.

And, you know, when you're part of a team, there's no questioning. 4Evah.

Bah. And I bought tickets so that my kids could enjoy this train-wreck in their "victoryjust proud that we're team-mates tour."

Nothing says "positive parenting situation" like answering your 6-year old when he asks "Daddy, why isn't number 18 playing for the US team any more?"